A little Gardening Humor from the MediLodge Whole Person Wellness Program

Why do potatoes make good detectives?          Because they keep their eyes peeled.

What do you call a stolen yam?          A hot potato.

Everyone has these on their face?           Tulips.

What did the carrot say to the wheat?           Lettuce rest, I’m feeling beet.

What kind of socks does a gardener wear?           Garden hose.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?          Pilgrims.

What do you call a grumpy and short tempered gardener?           A Snap Dragon.

Why did the gardener quit?           Because his celery wasn’t high enough.

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

Where did the vegetables go to have a few drinks?           The Salad Bar.

What is green and goes to a summer camp?           A Brussel Scout.

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  1. these are so cute!

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